What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did spring break up with winter?