What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Which animal will never go bald?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?