What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How are mountains able to see?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?