What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What building always gets stains on it?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?