Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you get when two plants kiss?