Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What car can't keep a secret?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?