Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's a cat's favorite board game?