Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How does a witch play loud music?
Where do termites go camping?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?