Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?