What country has the most fish?
Finland.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which state has the best streets?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's the politest month?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did autumn say to summer?
How do scientists freshen their breath?