When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?