Why was the man stuck at the party?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do bees chew?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.