What animal knows how to work a computer?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What school subject really rocks?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?