What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a forklift?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where do horses reside?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?