Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Bears love exotic cars.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do people always trip on September 22?