Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What sweet treat never panics?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did summer say to spring?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?