What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Short ribs.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What is the most adorable season?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How do you get straight A's?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
When should you start writing a book?
What type of car do planets buy?