Where do pigs love to take naps?
In a ham-mock.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Surprise!!!!
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?