What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
He lost his ideanity.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do you grill cheese?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a silly hill?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why are goats so funny?