What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How is cat food sold?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do hurricanes see?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?