When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?