How do animals blend into the desert?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do snowmen get information?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's the beach's favorite movie?