Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did March say to the madness?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?