Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What style of music weighs the most?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What tree has the most bark?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the broom late for school?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a retired vegetable?