What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where do cows go on vacation?