Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why is money so stubborn?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?