When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call an old snowman?
Where do polar bears vote?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What horn never makes a sound?
What is the definition of Robin?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?