What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where do books sleep?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?