Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What day is your mom always right?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do cows always add to their salad?