What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do nosey peppers do?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is sand's favorite movie?