What do you call a dancing sheep?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do bees chew?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?