Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why was the bee sad?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do fairies always drink?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What bird is losing its hair?