What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?