What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?