What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do bees chew?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?