Why do plants hate algebra?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why was the broom late for school?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?