Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Because he had a strong will-debeest.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What does the sun drink out of?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a small mom?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?