What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Which family member is always relieved?
What's the loudest sport?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
We had a discussion about roses.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
When do ghosts love to go camping?