What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How is life like toilet paper?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?