What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?