What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which tree can't stop crying?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How does a barber get to work?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?