What sound does a witch's car make?
Broom broom!
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What says: oom oom oom?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Which state is the cleanest?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?