Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?