Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call octopus twins?
How do you organize a space party?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do cats wear to work?