Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?