What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What country has the most fish?
What shape is bad at driving?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.