Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What game do bats excel at?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?