Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where does laundry go to college?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?