What is the unluckiest type of cat?
A catastrophe.
What do jokesters study in college?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What horn never makes a sound?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?