What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do termites go camping?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How do you make antifreeze?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?